Just another political agenda

Here it comes again.
That usual annual overdramatic social essembly.
Can't be bothered.
Call me bitter, or like mom likes to say, I actually got this from my dad.
Dad, thanks, I should give you an award for being an ass.
What she does not know is her son is an ass, too.
Truth is, even if it is not genetic, 'we are' naturally a bunch of asses.
And proud of it.

Come to think about it.
Although yeah, some of you would say this is the time
to gather gather but why do you have to wait for 'this time'
to gather gather?
And this time is theeee time to ask for forgiveness,
you are more screwed up than me (go figure).
Why can't you say sorry immediately you realize you are at fault?
Worst, some morons think tis theee time to go for cost-saving shopping,
yello, can't you see the 'SALE' is happening all year round?
Ok, probably that is not the worst.
The worst would be an extremist of this gather gather event
calling me selfish, arrogant and I would just die in hell for not
being fatally overwhelmed and adhere to this sacred event.

I'm not gonna succumb to this political agenda.